Sunday, December 27, 2009

puberty blues

on my way to one foot onshore waves this morning i was deep in conversation with my good friend dixon about girls and how badly he struck out last night. I explained to him his game was flawed, and the chances of having a successful sexual encounter in town after hes had 13 bourbens for pre drinks was minimal at best. He then went on to say one of the quotes of 2009

"fuck man i can't root a chick sober...sware i won't last"

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