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ok lets talk professions, if you're a bouncer there a 99% chance you're a cunt. I thought I'd share a convertsation a friend of mine had with a bouncer early on in the night of some post uni exam celebrations, enjoy.

Bouncer: how many beers you had
Perry: yeh fooor
Bouncer: sorry, how many?
Perry: yeh 6 pack
bouncer: you just said 4.... no chance
Perry: yeh 4 out of the 6pack i bought

perry walks away sheepishly to the next club