riptide is crazy

ok lets talk magazines. The last riptide i bought really did my head in. avg photos, avg writing and an overall stinking feel. Why is this? Riptide was the first mag i ever read and i was a loyal subscriber for years but it seems they have gone down hill of late. I dont wanna get to neg on riptide but the last mag really left a bad taste in my mouth, possibly similar to the taste koots got when he got freaky and blew in his own mouth.

But alas WA hellman josh garner goes out to try and kill himself and nails what has to be the stupidest/craziest cover of all time.

So where does this leave riptide? maybe they are back? maybe josh garner is a bodyboarding semi-pro and this is what the sport is making poor cunts like him do. but anyway for everyones sake i hope we all go out a buy the new riptide and its good and it keeps pushing the sport in the right direction.

josh garner so crazy marn

Terry had THC in her system

one of my favorite blogs 'tonkathetruck.blogspot.com' put me onto this one.
There is just something about this clip that makes it my favorite you tube clip of all time.

Im not sure what makes it so damn funny...is it becasue its called 'lady punch'? how hard the lady smacks her with that hammer like hit? how she doesnt see it coming? that its a 60yr old lady who smacks her? or if its her face after she has got hit? maybe it just a combination of all of these.

But i definatley can be sure to say that this is crazy. i approximate that i have viewed lady punch over 100 times and im not stopping anytime soon.

For the love of youttube, i present "LADY PUNCH"

if you have been in hiding

The fonejacker, if you have not heard of this guy you should have, maybe its becasue your like half the male population under the age of 30 who think that if you have a girl friend you should go MIA, but thats semi off topic.

this guy is the man. pranks are what lifes all about, getting someone going and making them shit themselves or blow up only to find out the jokes on them.

here are 2 of my all time favorites. If you dont like this, or think it isnt funny that would be like telling morgan hives that dylan was shit.

talking all that jive

thought id go back in time and look up some history of bodyboarding. Here is a bit of quote on what its all about

“ But a diversion the most common is upon the Water, where there is a very great Sea, and surf breaking on the Shore. The Men sometimes 20 or 30 go without the Swell of the Surf, & lay themselves flat upon an oval piece of plank about their size and breadth, they keep their legs close on top of it, & their arms are us'd to guide the plank, they wait the time for the greatest Swell that sets on Shore, & altogether push forward with their Arms to keep on its top, it sends them in with a most astonishing Velocity, & the great art is to guide the plank so as always to keep it in a proper direction on the top of the Swell, & as it alters its direction. If the Swell drives him close to the rocks before he is overtaken by its break, he is much praised. ”
—James King

one in a zillion

I hope it took this guy years to make this shot, if it didnt he has run out of all his luck for one lifetime.

internet killed the dvd star

With the amount of good footage floating around the net, its def got me thinking about how much people want to buy or watch dvds these days?. I go on the net, check all the bodyboarding sites and pretty much guaranteed i will come across a sick clip that i can watch for free within about a minute.

When i first started getting into the sport the best bodyboarding i saw was on channel 7's "waveriders" pit pilot section which went for 3mins max, i then progressed to some rush vids and then my first ever dvd premier i attended was "I love the SC" which pretty much got me intetested into shooting and making a good local video. But if im a kid these days and i decide i like bodyboarding and want to watch some good clips i go onto vimeo, type in ben player and watch countless clips of him in HD quality ripping harder than pretty much any rider ever has.

So how will crazy compete with the internet clip revolution? It wont, but it will offer a different type of veiwing pleasure, it will have soul, character and most importantly be crazy. My vx2000 has finally been layed to rest after a collision with the rocks at redsands so the editing has commenced and im hoping prems will happen late novemeber at this stage.

My proof about how many good clips there are on the net is below, i got onto movementmag.com ,saw there was some clip of a french rider i have never heard of and thought id watch it, half way through the guy pulls the best invert-air rev /invert-backflip ive ever seen. Crazy marn

Outrageous

this was my first ever shot at making a bodyboarding dvd.

Here is the teaser, for some reason youtube have been cunts enough to take off the song for some authorisation issue but yeh well worth a check out to see some old footage and im hoping for bigger and better things for "crazy". Pure.

'the blog that promised so much"

thats what ive been hearing from the followers and i dont blame you.

With so much pure material flowing onto your screen when we burst onto the scene a month or 2 back its all come crashing down. Well fuck better get my act together and build the hype and throw out some crazy for your to enjoy.

So tonight i bring u a blast from the past..... "FERAL TV". 4 animals with there own tv show going skitz in a tin shed, unbelievably crazy. To add to the crazy i use to dig it so much i wouldnt miss a show. So here's the intro, enjoy.